luginub:

If I had a penny every time a story on here was obviously fake I could buy tumblr back from Yahoo

(via catsunicornsandlesbians)

Ask me shit I’m bored as fuuck

dignitea:

feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend

(via kripdick)

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• the kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via psychoweaselmmboobies)